April 21, 2006

Last Post

This will be my last post here.

I'll keep posting at my blogsome site, however.

April 14, 2006

Eww... perverts. The bad kind.

Since Blogspot Admin, etc., etc., have refused to remove the blog celebrating pedophilia, I'm movin'. I'll continue stopping in here for a week, but after that, this site goes bye-bye.

Here are my new digs.

April 10, 2006

I guess I'm a big softy

but my thoughts are full of her... The way she moves, her face, the way her hair tickles my nose... her voice, her EVERYTHING. Hopeless romantics, raise your hands.

Apparently she still has at least a bit in the way of feelings for her ex, so we're to be "friends" for now. Dammit.

It's Monday, and I'm takin' requests...

What would you like me to pray for?

April 07, 2006

Life is good.

I have a beautiful date for prom, about 4 more weeks of college for the year, and I just listened to The Final Cut. Things are lookin' up.

How about you guys?

April 05, 2006

I'm finally among my people...

  • The Anti-Hippie Action League

  • "The Anti-Hippie Action League was founded in 1995 with the express purpose of wiping longhairs off the face of the planet, by whatever means deemed appropriate. Society has for far too long neglected to stem the growth of hippie-culture and has thus remained ignorant of the degenerative effects. Common stereo-types of hippies being smelly, stoned, lazy and ugly looking prove consistantly true, but it is not enough to dissuade new youths from joining in. It is our mission to put an end to this societal plague before we all end up with ratty dreadlocks."

    I'm joining. God may love the dirty hippies, but I don't. I bathe.

    April 03, 2006

    Jesus saves!

    The rest of you take damage.

    It's once again Monday, time for your prayer requests... Whaddaya need?

    April 01, 2006

    The sky is falling!

    I actually went on a date tonight. Yes, me, out with a real, live girl.

    And now, I have a prom date.

    To quote Sin City,
    "She smelled like angels oughtta smell."

    March 31, 2006

    Grandmother's heart

    is going to be fine. Apparently the surgery went off without a hitch, and she should get better soon.

    In other news, here is the Daily Babe-age:

    March 30, 2006

    Bad American?

    While browsing on Totse, I came across this little gem: (edited for language)
    It's crude at times, but it's (mostly) true.

    I Am A BAD American

    by George Carlin

    I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid-level governmental functionary, with a bad comb-over, who wants to give it away to crack addicts squirting out babies.

    I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer.

    I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason.

    I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized.

    I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd better do it in English.

    I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for unpopular opinions or actions.

    I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.

    I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put your pansy ass through 4-7 years of college, you haven't begun to be enlightened.

    I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God.

    Hillary Clinton is a lesbian.

    My heroes are John Wayne, the Simpson's, and whoever canceled Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman.

    I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.

    I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.

    I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, when I am freezing my ass through a long winter?

    I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you, so shut-the-fork-up already.

    I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches. And where he gets his money. And why he is always part of the problem and not the solution.

    I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running from them. I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you are breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.

    I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation the world for the next four years.

    I hate those bastards standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap or trying to guilt me into making 'donations' to their cause. These people should be targets.

    I think if you are in the passing lane, and not passing, your license should be revoked, and you should be forced to ride the bus until you promise to never delay the rest of us again.

    I think beef jerky could quite possibly be the perfect food.

    I believe that it doesn't 'take a village' to raise a child, it takes two parents.

    I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend they are a political statement.

    I think Dr. Seuss was a genius.

    I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the mainstream media would like the world to believe otherwise.

    I believe if she has her lips on your "naughty bits" , it is sex, and it is sex for both of you. This even applies when you are President of the United States.

    If that makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.

    If you, too, are a BAD American, please copy this to everyone you know.

    We need our country back!

    March 29, 2006

    New regular post idea

    How would it go over if, on a given day, assuming I had nothing of import to say, I simply posted a picture of a beautiful woman?

    The Daily Babe-age: Brittany Murphy